Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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According to her it's Mao.

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens