Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Because everyone had equal rice.

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens