Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white