Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.