Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.