Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.