Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top