Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.