Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.