In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
Because he wasn't
He raised Cain.
A. They really raised Cain.
Cain you tell !
Kick his sister's jaw in.
Cause she ran away from the ball
I love you with all my art!"
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
The baby and the dad.
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
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eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.
A elevator can raise a kid
A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
You need dill dough.
Answer: Dill-dough.