Cain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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