In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
Because he wasn't
He raised Cain.
A. They really raised Cain.
Cain you tell !
I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)
Calf Raises.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
3.99 a minute.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Holy smokes.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Dill dough
Answer: Dill-dough.
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
It's Christmas, Eve!
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
A grudge.
I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure
She quits counting.
