Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
I'll tell you guys later.
A basketball team.
Patty O'Furniture
Because he was using fowl language!
Because he was Aminor
She kept running away from the ball
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Quit being nosey.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
