Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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The insti-gator.

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His lips are moving.

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Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Octopied

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A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.