What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch