It started its own branch
gnocchi
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees
From running in to trees.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Because they can't see if they close both.
Small medium at large
A four chin teller
Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
The Salvation Army.