How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.