How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

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A: The cow fell on her.

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A switch hitter.

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Squash.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Wave to him!

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....