How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).