How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!