A: She fell out of the tree.
With no legs.
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
He went back to square one....
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
He fell out of the tree.
They're short 2 towers.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Because he was black.
He's always nailed to the boards....