How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....