How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.