How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.