How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes