How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ?

A historepost.