How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes