Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got