Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!