Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.