Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got