HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
Thanks mum xD
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
Their mind
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
His boss always took him for granite.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
A Terrista
Cause love is what I got
Back my Smitch Up!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because they'd been floored by his punch.