Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.