Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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My car can hit 50.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20