Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.