Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.