What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Portrait Jokes More Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.