What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.