What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.