What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson