What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.