What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !