What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times