What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer