What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.