What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.