What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

Why don't women tip bartenders?

They don't give a tip because they take the tip.

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!