What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

Green Lantern Jokes More Green Lantern Jokes

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Willing Suspension Jokes More Willing Suspension Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.