What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.