A: they're always talking about God.
Swine language
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!
None. They don't believe in a higher power.