How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!