What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.