What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.