Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.