What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave