What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window