What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)