What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!