How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !