How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"