How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.