How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional