How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.