What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole?

A crap smear.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train