A pervert.
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
To stay under cover
A chewing gum you pervert
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Because he didn't feel very whale
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
She was feelin' the Bern!
Because they run over sleepers.
I replied "It's hard to keep track."