Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!