Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.