Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!