Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!