Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!