What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.