What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room