What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.