What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

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Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

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Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.