Hot Girl Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What do you call a hot girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.