What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist