What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What's a python's favourite pop group ?

Squeeze !

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"