Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!