Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!