What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Cellophane Jokes More Cellophane Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.