What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Cellophane Jokes More Cellophane Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.