What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Cellophane Jokes More Cellophane Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.