They're shellfish in bed.
A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
They are both crustaceans.
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
