Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!