Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.