Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Shello

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.