Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.