Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.