Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats