Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?