Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this