Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*