How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers