How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.