How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: