How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: