Journalist Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

Reward Jokes More Reward Jokes

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.

Hillary Supporter Jokes More Hillary Supporter Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)

O Jokes More O Jokes

What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."