How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.