How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !