How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them