How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !