What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor