A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Cross-Country
Dead parents
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!