What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!