What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!