What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Because they Pac-12 of everything

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

How is today Monday?

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums