What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Public Toilet Jokes More Public Toilet Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums