What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Public Toilet Jokes More Public Toilet Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums