What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.