What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

Frog Finger Jokes More Frog Finger Jokes

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.