What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger