What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.