What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.