Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whos there" Allah Allah who?

Allahwho akbar

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

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You smell

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger