Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)