Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

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Bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Kermit the frogs finger...