Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger