Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Whats a frogs favorite restaurant?

IHOP!!!

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.