Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.