Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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Metal.

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Kermit's undivided

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A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...