Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.