What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.