What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Kermit the Frog's finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

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