What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.