Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice