What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.