What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.