Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)