He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Neighour
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
He smelt it
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
By becoming a ventriloquist!
gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
First question on Canadian citizenship exam
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....