Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else