He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Black-on-black rhyme
Dad.
Clown Poo
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
She was feelin' the Bern!
A gallop poll.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)