Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.