Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!