Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.