Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.