What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy