What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...