What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.