What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Asgard Jokes More Asgard Jokes

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.