What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude