What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM