What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.