What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays