Bostonian Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

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Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy