Bostonian Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.