Bostonian Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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Coffee Mug

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.